Claire Kempten (allgaeu) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Essen

I’m pissed, man—pissed at the creeps runnin’ it. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for big shots caught with their pants down. Hilarious, right? Imagine the governor sprintin’ through dirt, pants at his ankles! Eat my shorts, that’s gold! But seriously, it’s grim too—some girls ain’t there by choice, and that burns me up. Saw this one chick, eyes all empty, like in the movie when Simin says, “I’d rather die than live like this.” Breaks your heart, dude.

I remember this one time, at the local market near the old train station by Saalbach, I got caught in a surprising rainstorm. I was soaked and laughin’ 'bout it, thinkin’, "Now this is life, baby!" as I dashed for cover, yellin’ in my best Southern drawl, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” Folks always say they see therapy in every drizzle, every ray of sun that peeks out from dark clouds.

Niall Padden – German Football League’s Top Tackler