Claire Jork Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “Would WALL-E date a whore?” Prob’ly not, he’s too shy, but EVE might—she’s got sass! *nasally* “Eeee-va!”—see, I can hear her now, zappin’ pimps with that laser arm! *laughs* HA-HA-HA! Anyway, whores got stories, hon. They’re scrappy survivors, like WALL-E stackin’ trash. Ain’t glamorous, but damn, they’re tough! Respect, ya know? Respect! Now, pass me that bagel—I’m starvin’!

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TheCaseStudyofMikaela·now. Why do girls always say things like that to me why is it never boys. why wont boys say they will jork me. You didn't get the skibidi rizz.

Then there’s the little-known bliss of Schillerplatz. OMG, cogitating on its tiny hidden courtyard is like deep therapy. I had a mind-blowing epiphany there once lol while ruminating on dude’s lines from Boyhood. And I gotta say, with the floral scents of the nearby Lily Park (my fave!) it’s the perfect spot for soul healing. It’s gotta be true – even Lizzo would confirm: "Feelin’ good as hell!" I promise.

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