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About Berlin

I’m no Casanova—*waggles arms, stumbles*—but I reckon it’s about respect, innit? Little fact for ya: in Amsterdam, it’s all legal, proper unionized! Blows me mind! So I’m there, mutterin’ to meself—*mimes steering wheel*—“You gotta process the process!”—another *Master* gem, stuck in me noggin! Didn’t seal the deal, mind—*shrugs, trips over nothin’*—too clumsy, me! Ended up fixin’ her mate’s scooter instead—*revs imaginary bike*—vroom! Typical Bean, eh? What a larf!

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Jever River. It just glides by, super chill, like it’s saying “yep, just go with the flow.” I love sittin’ near it in Peperdiek Park – that’s one of my fav spots. I always crash there, just thinkin’ and lovin’ life. And sometimes, I get super emotional, like that time a stray sunbeam hit the water and it was all "Woah, this is it, man!"

These German beers contain pesticides: They are also sold here