Skylar Greifswald Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

Say hello to my little friend! Man, lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore, she’s a freakin trip! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout Ida, that movie, ya know, all quiet and deep and shit, and then - bam! - this broad storms in like a hurricane. She’s loud, she’s messy, got that vibe like she don’t give a fuck. Reminds me of that line from Ida, “What if you go there and find nothing?” - ‘cept with her, you go there and find EVERYTHING, man, too much! She’s got stories, like, did ya know she once conned some Polish priest outta his last zloty? True shit, heard it from a guy who knew a guy.

Frequently asked questions

Man, Greifswald is wild! I live here, workin’ on a dating site – yes, findin’ love in the midst of academics and history – and lemme tell ya, this place got layers like an onion, apples, whatever! You hit the cobblestone streets of Alter Markt and you feel history, ya get me? That square buzzes with life, kinda like a hip cafe hangout meshed with a museum vibe. Then there’s Lange Straße – oh my gosh, fo’ real, it's lined with quirky shops and lil’ hidden eateries. I’d walk by there thinkin’ “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, well... uhh, keep it quirky!”

The creepy abandoned nuclear power station with a dark Cold War secret