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About Cologne

I’m thinkin’, man, this stuff’s risky – actuarially speakin’, the odds are nuts! Disease, cops, creepy johns – I’d be madder’n a wet hen if I got caught up in that. But then, I see this one chick, all sass, struttin’ like she owns the joint. Reminds me of Etheline Tenenbaum – “You’re a real genius, ain’t ya?” I says to myself. She’s got that vibe, ya know? Made me happy as a bunny in a carrot patch, just watchin’ her hustle.

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Oh, and let me tell ya, you must visit the banks of the Weiße Elster. It flows right near my fav little spot: a tiny bench behind the library on Göltzgasse. I spill my secrets there sometimes. It's my chill zone. You’ll see some nice art, local murals painted by rebels, a bit like my own inner conflicts spilt on bricks. I know, I know… deep!

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