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About Berlin

Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

Haus der Freuden

The Royal, Berlin’s number 1 brothel, is located at one of the best addresses in the capital: Bundesplatz 8. The central location makes it easy and convenient to get here, whether you are .

Man, the Altstadt? Wow, wow, wow! Streets like Marktstraße and Lundnig str. are quaint. Ok, I gotta share – my spa’s right near Ratschow, a hidden gem. I still remember the first time my client said, “This place heals my soul!” It blew my wicked mind, bruh!

Try before you buy: German city offers workers a free one-month stay