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About Cologne

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s a trip thinkin’ bout it—like somethin’ outta “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia.” You know, that flick’s my fave—slow, moody, all bout searchin’ in the dark. Kinda like lookin’ for a hooker in some sketchy backroad, right? “The night’s so quiet,” like the movie says, but then—bam!—there’s a gal wavin’ at ya from a corner.

I got my quirks, ya know. Sometimes I get mad over chaotic traffic on the Hauptstraße. Cars buzzing like mad bees—ugh, so annoying sometimes. And sometimes, the place surprises me, makes me smile like an idiot. I often say, "I could live here forever." Not gonna lie, it's a love-hate thing.

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