Audrey Frankfurt (oder) Erotic Massage ❤️

About Essen

So, check it – hands slidin’, oil drippin’. Ain’t just muscles gettin’ worked. It’s tension, release, all that jazz. Little fact? Ancient Rome had this shit. Called it “massage parlors” – sneaky orgies, yo! Them senators were freaky. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ they’d dig this now.

I got my quirks, ya know. Sometimes I get mad over chaotic traffic on the Hauptstraße. Cars buzzing like mad bees—ugh, so annoying sometimes. And sometimes, the place surprises me, makes me smile like an idiot. I often say, "I could live here forever." Not gonna lie, it's a love-hate thing.

Battle of the Frankfurt Airport hotels: Which Hilton or Marriott is best?