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Cheers to endless exploration and heartfelt tales in this quirky, troubled, and triumphant town—one that always leaves me reeling, yet filled with that indomitable spirit. Enjoy every misctake along the way, mate!

We Must Remember Sophie Scholl, Who Died Advocating for Jews in Nazi Germany