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So, you wanna find a hooker? First off, don’t be a dumbass. Ain’t no yellow pages for this crap anymore—world’s gone soft. Back in the day, you’d stroll down some sketchy street, see a gal leanin’ on a pole, smokin’ a cig like she owns the night. Now? It’s all online, shady apps, coded words— “massage specials,” my ass. I hate technology. Makes me wanna punch a computer. Did ya know, in the 1800s, prostitutes used to advertise with secret signals? Like a red ribbon on a door. Cool as hell, but I’d still burn the door down.

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Man, I’m not exaggeratin’ when I say this city is full of charm. Even when things go sideways – like that one day my massage oil spilt all over a customer (oh boy, I was mortified!) – the city’s spirit always lifts you up. I swore then, “That’s what she said!” and laughed off the mess.

Argentinus, Hanoverian Stallion of the Year 2005