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Alright, mate, gather ‘round! I’m Winston bloody Churchill, your Visiting Professor, here to rant about whores—yes, whores! Not the dull, preachy rot you’d expect, but a proper tale, steeped in grit, fire, and a nod to my fave flick, *There Will Be Blood*. Picture this: a whore’s life, a battlefield of flesh, a grand drama where “we shall fight on the beaches,” only it’s brothels, dark alleys, and sweaty sheets. I see ‘em, these dames, struttin’ like Daniel Plainview, bold as brass, diggin’ for their own oil—coin, power, survival!

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This place is a maze of cozy cafés, bustling markets, and artsy nooks. Like, the Eimsbütteler Marktplatz? Definately a hotspot. Folks sit, chat, laugh, and trade stories—kinda like our therapy sessions but, like, way relaxed and free. And oh, Hoheluftchaussee? It’s like a runway of life wit’ endless scenes; it makes me wanna jump in a cab, roll down the windows, and scream “Groovy, baby!” at the top of my lungs.

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