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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Now, lemme drop some deets: The Allee der Sehnsucht street is my secret haven. I often set up for meditation sessions there. There's a cool mural on Gestrüppstraße - colors galore, messily jaw-dropping, ya dig? Omg, I sometimes get all emotional thinkin’ about how these artsy, quirky spotz reflect our vibe of rebellion against dreary norms. The local library at Wissensweg? Super relaxing too - like, it whispers sweet secrets!

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