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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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Calbe (Saale) is a Roland free town with lots of medieval sites and festivals throughout the year. It also has the largest church in the Salzlandkreis.

Oh, and lesser-known fact: behind the old town hall, there's a hidden courtyard where I once gave an impromptu massage to a quirky artist. Crazy! I was like, "Goodbye to achy muscles, hello to art!" It struck me hard, but in a good way.

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