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About Cologne

Funniest thing—some spots got menus. Like McDonald’s, but with boobs. Pick your flavor, pay up—absurd as hell. Made me laugh, tho—capitalism’s wild, fam. Surprised me too—girls runnin the show sometimes. Boss bitches, flippin the script. Thought in my head: “Respect, but damn, risky.” Exaggeratin here, but feels like half these johns cry after. “It’s not a hoax,” they whimper—pathetic.

Nearest Cities

Oh, and don’t even get me started on some easter egg spots: Libertas Alley, super tiny but oh-so charming, and there’s that diner on Blumenstr, where the coffee hits you like a midnight train. I’m not exaggerating! Every corner here got its own punch of life, like a beautifully chaotic diary scribbled on some napkin.