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Oh, and the oils—don’t get me started! They’re all scented, slippery, makin’ ya feel like a goddess or somethin’. I was shocked—*shocked*—how quick I forgot the altitude sickness. Poof! Gone! But ugh, once this chick used too much patchouli—smelled like a hippie’s armpit, I was *done*. “This ain’t no dream, it’s a nightmare!” I screeched, channelin’ my inner Ellen Burstyn from the movie, ya know? *HEE-HEE-HEE!* Still, when it’s good, it’s *good*—like, “I’m goin’ crazy here!” levels of good.

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The Best 10 Erotic Massage near Prenzlauer Berg, Berlin, Germany · 1. Aphrodite Massagen · 2. Schoßraum Welten · 3. Sensual Being · 4. Tantra Wellness Massage.

Now, lemme tell you 'bout my fave neighborhood: Bergviertel. Its asphalt can get mad gritty sometimes, but oh man, every cracked pavement whispers secrets. I once sat by the river, Pfitzner, and got totally overwhelmed by life's unpredictability—like, "This silence is the scream of beauty!" (Yeah, Haneke vibes, baby!)

Marijn van den Berg rolls into the classics more motivated than ever