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So, I’m on the prowl, right—got my tux crisp, martini in hand, cos that’s how I roll. Findin’ a prossie ain’t just a quick shag, nah, it’s a bloody art. You gotta scope the scene, spot the fakes—some geezer tried sellin’ me his sister once, swear down! Made me proper mad, that did—cheeky sod. But then, this bird struts up, all legs and sass, and I’m like, “Well, hello, darlin’.” She’s got that vibe, y’know, like she’s lived a dozen lives—bit like Boonmee’s ghosts floatin’ about.

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I love cruising through the countryside near Affing too, where rural roads, like Bauernweg, twist, twist, twist. It always surprises me – one minute you're in the heartbeat of town, next minute, it's nature's retort; loud, raw, and real! Nah, never have I seen anything less jazzy than the wild chaparral fields here, making me wanna holler “Cheers!” to nature’s unpredictable beauty.

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