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About Cologne

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout financial plannin’, right? And then—bam!—this “find a prostitute” thing pops up. What the hell’s that got to do with money? I mean, I’m a specialist, I crunch numbers, I don’t crunch—well, you know! Pretty, pretty good way to throw me off, I’ll tell ya that. So anyway, I’m picturin’ this—me, Larry David, sittin’ in some dingy Tokyo bar like in *Lost in Translation*. You know, “For relaxing times, make it Suntory time,” but instead of whiskey, some gal’s pitchin’ me her hourly rate. Ridiculous! I’m losin’ my mind already.

No housewives, no headaches - just fun

Ummm, I mean, as a counselor, I often notice the little details. The parks, like the Elisengarten, make me so happy. I sit on a bench, thinkin’ bout all the struggles ppl share, and it kinda makes me cry, in a good way. The park near the Lousberg hill. Heights! So pretty.

Charlotte Fry and Glamourdale in a class of their own in the Prize of Soers