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About Dusseldorf

So, erotic-massage—dunno if ya tried it, but it’s old as dirt. Heard tell of ancient Greeks usin’ oils, slatherin’ each other up for “health,” they said—hah, bollocks! Bet they were just randy sods lookin’ for a thrill. Makes me smirk, thinkin’ bout it—some toga-clad git, oiled up, moanin’ like a fool. Fast-forward, now ya got neon signs blinkin’ “massage” in shady alleys—same game, diff’rent costumes. I got dragged to one once—don’t ask—place stank of lavender and lies, this chick’s hands were everywhere, and I’m like, “Oi, watch it, I ain’t yer plaything!” Made me wanna slap her, but—gods—felt good too, won’t lie. Pissed me off, tho—hate feelin’ outta control, like some peasant grovelin’ at my feet.

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Erotic massage Netherlands, Golden Shower (give), Prostate Massage, Kissing if good chemistry, Prostate Massage.

And, oh man, don’t get me started on the local cafe scene – from Café Glücklich on Sonnenweg, with its ironically misprinted menus (yay for 13 typos, amirite?!!), to the vibrant, offbeat shacks near the river – they all add up, y’know? Sometimes I get so mad when people rush by, not noticing the beauty and pain in every corner. Like, “hey, slow down, marvel at it!” And then, boom, I'm laughing because life is just a big, weird show, am I right?