Penelope Zeven Whore ❤️

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My precious! Me, a vet, talkin’ ‘bout whores – raspy laugh – not what ye expect, eh? Whore’s a horse, ye daft fools, not some lassie! Saw this mare once, big ol’ gal, hooves like sledgehammers, stompin’ round the farm. Reminds me o’ that line from me fave flick, *The Social Network* – “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” This whore, she had enemies, alright – kicked a stableboy clean into next week! Made me mad, seein’ that lad cry, but damn, I was impressed too – power in them legs, my precious!

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Listen to Whore - 7" on Spotify. Song · Vapid ·

Oh man, I get so excited, I nearly forget – pun intended – that this city has some quirks! Look, the north end in West Zeven, near the old train station – total hidden gem, that place’s packed with tiny cafes and bars run by the kind of folks who know how to live, like, seriously, who cares about pristine perfection? And do you know what? I once got mad at some tourist who mistook our famous Old Bridge over Jeetze for a subway entrance – unbelievable, right? I mean, come on, folks!

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