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We shall fight the loneliness, we shall storm the bedsheets with vigor! Thing is, mate, it’s quick—wham, bam, cheers luv—but I’m thinkin, “Was it worth it?” Bit like the film—bleak, raw, no fairy tales here. Once, heard this yarn—some prossie in Soho kept a ledger, proper accountant style, tracked every punter since ‘95! Mad, innit? Surprised me silly—thought they just smoked an shagged all day.

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Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some downright odd things – and trust me, runnin’ a massage joint in a town like this gives ya stories for days. One time, a local granny, bless her heart, came in complainin’ her muscles were tighter than a drum. I cracked a few jokes – “Honey, life’s tough, but our muscles ain’t gotta be!” And she laughed so hard, I nearly spilled the massage oil everywhere. Ain't that somethin’?

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