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About Cologne

So, sex-dating – it’s like Tinder on crack, innit? You got blokes with dick pics ready to launch, birds with filters so thick they’re basically Pixar characters. I tried it once – yeah, me, Ricky, slumming it online! Profile said, “Witty git seeks fit bird,” and I got some lass messaging, “u got cash?” CASH?! I’m not yer bloody sugar daddy, love! Made me furious – where’s the romance, the chase? It’s all “DTF?” and “wyd?” – like, speak English, you twat! Back in my day, you had to WORK for a snog, not just swipe and pray.

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I'll tell ya, I got mad sometimes, gollum! The cul-de-sac near Lärchenweg, oh, it makes me twitch. Its old concrete crumbles, unlucky, right? Thirteen typos later: wikke, miste, floder, crumbled, yuck, but still, it's part of our life! I once bumped into an ex here, and oh my, the blood boiled like a raging river! Hsss.

Donik Kryeziu, a promising talent of Albanian football in Germany