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The park—oh! see yon green patch, Mundt-Park, oft doth lure me to pause my work and ponder life’s oddities. Sometimes, verily, I even toss a sarcastic quip at the wind: “Thou art not worthy!” yet the trees laugh as leaves fall. And neighborhoods—by my troth, the humble quarter of Dörflein, with winding quirky lanes like Bienenweg, offer perfect hideaways for secrets and stolen naps while I massage away the world’s ills.