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Rarrgh! Me, I’m picturin’ it now—some dude in a toga, gettin’ kneaded like dough, prolly smelled like olives and regret. Kinda like that line from “Leviathan”—“Everything’s rotten, even the air.” Replace air with massage oil, and boom, same vibe! I got mad once, tho—went to this sketchy joint, paid 50 bucks, and the “masseuse” barely touched me! Rarrgh! Felt like a scam, hands colder than a Hoth winter. But then, last month—holy furballs—found this spot downtown, total game-changer. Warm hands, dim lights, got me purrin’ like a Wookiee on Endor. Made me happy, real happy—tension gone, like “poof,” ya know?

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Welcome to Max’s West Side Sauna and Massage. Max’s has been serving the Niagara region’s finest gentlemen since so you can rest assured we know how to roll out the red carpet .

I'm a family psychologist. I see a lot. I see love, stress... even in graffiti on Bauklinkerstr. Walls talk, man. I talk back sometimes, joking: "I pity the fool who doesn't listen to the bricks!" LOL.

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