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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy. Dudes act all high-and-mighty, then sneak off to “escorts.” Everybody lies—politicians, priests, your creepy uncle Dave. Me? I’d rather watch Batman outsmart clowns than deal with this crap. Happiest moment? When I realized Nolan’s chaos theory fits here—hookers, clients, cops, all dancing in anarchy. Surprised me how deep that rabbit hole goes—didja know some call girls blog about it? Spilling secrets like it’s therapy. Weird world.

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Imma drop one more tidbit: check out the local market on Tuesdays. Folks call it Der kleine Basar, and it's a riot of colors and faces. You might bump into me there, chattin' up a storm, speakin’ in my best Dr. Phil drawl “How’s that workin’ for ya?” style, hollerin’ out advice to anyone stray enough to listen, mixing wisdom with a pinch o' sass and plenty of laughs.

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