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So, sex-dating – it’s dis crazy online t’ing now. Apps, sites, swipe-swipe, boom! People lookin’ for fun, no strings, just “poof” like No-Face givin’ gold. I tried it once, ya, got all excited – dis hot chick messages me, “Hey, big boy!” I’m like, “Lightbulb! Gru’s still got it!” But den, bam, she’s a bot, askin’ for my credit card. Made me so mad, I nearly smashed da phone – “You stinky river spirit, take my money and shove it!”

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Alright, listen up — I'm so excited to tell ya about Wertheim (de). It's a freakin' delight, really. So, I've been living here for a while now, and lemme tell ya, this town has got its quirks and charms. I mean, seriously, every street has somethn to tell. "Pretty, pretty good." You know that line from Zero Dark Thirty? Yeah, it fits here somehow, oddly enough.

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