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So, picture this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and I see some lady, probs a whore, struttin’ like she owns the damn sidewalk. And I’m like, “Good for you, sister!” But also, “Get outta my way!”—I got places to be! It’s this mix of respect and annoyance, y’see? Whores don’t mess around—they’re out there, livin’, while I’m over here trippin’ over a crack in the pavement, yellin’ at pigeons. Pisses me off how they got that confidence, that *swagger*. Where do I sign up for that? I’d pay a million dollars—well, maybe not a million, that’s insane, who’s got that kinda cash?—but you get me.

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I get happy then mad here. Happy 'cause of the bonds with locals; mad when I see neglect in charm places. But this mix? It’s what makes Werl amasing, man. Hurry, my dear, and come visit. We’ll laugh, have a chat, maybe share greasy noodles at that hole-in-the-wall diner. Just like in lost in translation, you know?

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