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I tried it once—well, imagined it, ‘cause, y’know, puppet life. Picture this: dim lights, warm oil, hands slidin’—ooh! Made me happy as a pig in mud! But then—bam!—thought of Miss Piggy. She’d karate-chop the masseuse! “Get off my frog!” Ha! Jealousy’s a killer, man.

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Oh, and lemme mention: I once got mad 'cause a Tinder meet-up botched – someone spilled coffee on my sketchpad near the old city wall. I snapped, “Don’t pee on my leg, ya hear?!” – pure Judge Judy style, no bull! But that’s Weilburg – unpredictable, joyful, and sometimes a hot mess that makes ya feel raw and alive.

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