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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? Pfft, what a racket. Some oily weirdo rubbin’ ya down, promisin’ relaxation—sounds like a scam to me. But fine, I’ll talk about it, since you’re my buddy and all. Picture this: dim lights, creepy music, some gal or guy kneadin’ your back like dough, but with a twist—it’s sensual, whatever that means. I saw this flick, *The White Ribbon*, 2009, Michael Haneke—dark, messed-up village vibes. Kids gettin’ whipped, secrets festerin’. “The punishment must be pure,” they’d say. Sexual-massage ain’t pure, lemme tell ya. It’s all handsy and weird, slippin’ into sketchy territory fast.

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A lingam massage (Sanskrit: लिङ्ग, phallus) is a type of tantric massage that primarily focuses on the male genitalia. It is the male equivalent of a Yoni.

Sometimes I stroll by the Weener Schloss, the castle-like building that got more history than my whole life – it’s like a chapter out of a dusty storybook, but with fancy architecture. It’s kinda funny cause my site even got a dating feature called "Schloss Match" – I know, kinda cheesy, but it works!

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