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Yo, so I’m The Auditor, right? Checkin’ out this erotic-massage thing. Man, it’s wild—hands everywhere, oil slicker than a politician’s handshake. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Words are useless,” like Godard said in *Goodbye to Language*. Straight up, it’s less talk, more rubbin’. You ever try this? Shit’s intense, fam. Like, some chick in Thailand told me—true story—they used to sneak these massages into temples. Monks were like, “Nah, fam, enlightenment’s overrated.” Got me laughin’—holy dudes gettin’ freaky? Wild.

Nervous Groom Gets Erotic Massage Before Wedding

Yes, it's cheating. And I'm sure if you went for a happy ending massage with a guy, that he would consider it cheating, even if he won't admit.

Wedding hits you with vibes. Like, you'll stroll down Wallstrasse too. Rock and roll hidden under old-world charm. Buildings crumble but cool art inhabits them. True story: Found a tiny cafe on Tempelhofer Weg. Caffè so killer it nearly stole my heart. I nearly cried. Like Mulholland Drive said, "I am not a detective." And man, I ain't tryin' to outdetect love, ya feel?

'The Righteous Gemstones' ends with a death, a wedding, a prayer, and a monkey