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Gets me buzzin’, it does—happy as Larry when the oil’s warm, hands glidin’ like it’s a corporate retreat. But, Christ, I’ve seen some dodgy parlours—sticky floors, dodgy vibes, made me wanna shout, “This ain’t in the handbook!” Proper raged me, that did—false advertisin’, like a PowerPoint with no graphs! Surprised me too, once got a lass who hummed Abba tunes—mid-massage, “Waterloo” in me ear, nearly lost it laughin’. “We’re in a marathon, not a sprint,” I thought, straight outta Zero Dark Thirty vibes.

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Not gonna lie, sometimes the city drives me nutty—like dealing with traffic around Ringstraße or that endless monsoon of rain where every puddle turns into a metaphor for life’s messy but beautiful losses. And I have my typos, my constant inner voice goes “omg, whr r u goin, life?” when I scribble notes on NEONGRIS Boulevard (yep, totally real, ok not really, I might be slippin into daydreams).

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