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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once. Matched this chick, profile said “adventurous.” Cool, I’m down. We chat, she’s like, “I’m into roleplay.” I’m thinkin’ dope, maybe some nerdy D&D vibes. Nah, fam, she shows up in a clown costume. A CLOWN. Honkin’ nose and all. I’m sittin’ there, deadass like, “This is my life now?” Couldn’t even smash, I was too busy laughin’. Sex-dating’s a gamble, yo—sometimes you win, sometimes you dodge a pie to the face.

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Look, ya gotta come see it all, even if it means wanderin’ the winding walks, gettin’ a massage at my spa, and yellin’ at the clouds like, “Ohhh, you big meanie!” It's a mix of beauty, weirdness, and cosmic fate… sorta like that flick, Melancholia, but funnier and extra nuts. And oh, sometimes I purposely make 13 typos in a note just to remind myself how messed up life can be... whoops, did it again here, lol—soz, dude, my brain's like a runaway train!

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