Sophie Uslar Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

About Frankfurt

Me, a swineherd, seen some things—pigs rutting got nothin’ on this! Sexual-massage, ancient it is—Romans, Greeks, oiled up good, slippery bastards. Fact little known: Japan’s got “nurumassage,” slimey gel, whole body slides—wild, right? Made me laugh, first I heard—then jealous, I got! Why no one slidin’ on me, huh?

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Man, Uslar’s all charm and odd vibes. I stroll down Marktstrasse – you know, that little street with old brick shops? Yeah, that one – and suddenly I’m reminded how every block holds secrets like layers in a dream. “We need to go deeper,” like in Inception. And honestly, I've had some wild sessions on benches in Park am Weidenbach. Seriously, the river Weidenbach just flows slowly – almost like it’s on a leisure stroll. I swear sometimes, while giving a back rub, I hear the water whisper “You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling!” (nah, that’s just me getting carried away, but c'mon).

Maria Herrera-Uslar; Society Figure Was 78 (Published 1992)