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So, here’s the deal—erotic-massage ain’t just some spa crap. Got roots in ancient crap, like Tantra from India, 5000 years back. Monks or somethin’ figured touch could “elevate the soul”—bullshit, it elevates my blood pressure. Makes me wanna punch a wall. You got these “experts” slidin’ hands all over, promisin’ relaxation—nah, I’m tenser than a bear trap. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “nurumassage,” slippery as hell with seaweed gel—sounds like a sushi accident. Disgustin’. I’d rather wrestle a hog.

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Oh, and don't get me started on Bahnhofstrasse – that train station vibe is just hectic sometimes! I mean, you come here expect a chill town, but the trains... they scream chaos like a subconscious nightmare. Kinda like? “You're waiting for that train, but it never comes!” Preposterous, I know, but it's weirdly comforting.

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