Harper Unterkrozingen Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

So yeah, Wayne Gretzky, ultimate ice whore, livin’ legend. Chat him up if ya see him, but don’t ask dumb stuff - he’s heard it all! “You shall not pass!” - ‘cept he always did, leavin’ us cheerin’ like loons. What a guy, eh? Total madlad!

Nearest Cities

Man, I’ve had days where I get mad just watchin how some spots get neglected; like, c’mon, Lindenplatz deserves more love! But then, at the same time, I get hit with random moments of pure joy. I recall one day in Unterkrozingen’s quirky cafeteria, Café Wunder – love that joint, seriously! I sat there, talkin to a couple about their family tiffs and it hit me how every lil corner, even the tiniest graffiti on an alley, holds a story.