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The Uetze Park near Lindenweg – oh man, it's an absolute treasure! Trees like magic props, winding trails that make you feel like you’re in some surreal film scene. I remember a day, lost in my thoughts (and maybe a bit too much Americano), when I bumped into a local artist. His words? “Everything is a state of becoming.” Kinda like a sacred quote from "Holy Motors", you know? Which gets me all giddy and jazzed!

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