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So, check it—sex-dating’s all apps now, Tinder, Bumble, whatever. You’re chattin’ up hotties, prayin’ they ain’t catfishes. I mean, “I’m not asleep, I’m alive!”—that’s me, hopin’ she’s real when we meet. One time, matched this chick, total smoke-show, right? Textin’ all flirty, “How you doin’?”—Joey style. Meet up, and bam—she’s 20 years older! Swear I was pissed, like, “What the hell, universe?!” Felt like Almodóvar sneakin’ a twist in my script.

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Uetze’s streets, like Bremer Straße, weave stories from every cobble. Back in the day, I got so mad at those squeaky old street lamps (total bummer, man) and wished for some funky, new contraptions! But hey, that’s the city’s character: flawed but fun and full of surprises.

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