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Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

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And yeah, Troisdorf isn’t just concrete and chaos. There are chill spots too. I love to hang out in the hidden corners of Stadtpark Ecke, where the grass is weirdly soft but sometimes riddled with stupid litter (ugh, humans, right?). I've had deep musings there, like, "What if the leaves were made of jelly?"—yeah, random thoughts, but hey, that's life.

Illustrator Tatia Nadareishvili Wins Second Place at Troisdorf Awards