Ella Trendelburg Brothel ❤️

About Cologne

Oh, and the characters! This one brothel in Amsterdam—dude walks in, wants a gal to dress like a nun. NUN! I’m dyin’ laughin’—what’s next, Father Christmas? “The horse stops”—yep, Turin Horse again—’cause even the beast’d pause at that lunacy. Craziest thing I ever heard, swear it.

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The city’s split in cool neighborhoods. The Old Town (Altstadt) is classic. Cobblestone lanes, dim-lit pubs – sometimes maddening noisy, sometimes soothingly quiet, like a rollercoaster of emotions. I often wander by the river Glimmerfluss – its glint reminds me of hidden memories. Also, Plaztpark, oh my gosh, I can’t stress it enough, is where I love to reflect on life and my work as a counselor. Sometimes, while sitting by its ancient oak, I recall a line from the movie: “Maybe we're not meant to understand it all,” but here, every leaf tells a story – some whispers hope, others confuse ya!

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