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Me favorite bit? The banter! Girls roasting punters—sharp tongues, sharper wits. One called me “half-man, full purse”—cheeky minx! I tipped her extra, couldn’t help it. Brothels ain’t just flesh, y’know—they’re theater, messy and real. Like *Synecdoche*, “a world of people doing little things”—only with more moaning, ha!

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The cheapest way to get from Timmendorfer Strand to Artemis (brothel) costs only $54, and the quickest way takes just 2 hours. Find the travel.

Now, let me take ya down the main drag – we got Seestrasse, bustling with folks sippin’ coffee outside local cafés. And over by Ostseebad, oh shit, the vibe changes real smooth. The locals swear by every hidden nook; like, check out the tiny park on Am Strandboulevard – my fave, really, for a quick breather or a sneaky rendezvous. Sometimes I sit there during my break and, man, I’m so in love with the simplicity of it all… it reminds me of those whispered truths in Margaret, like “Life is an unanswerable mystery.”

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