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But ugh, the downsides? Piss me off! Creepy johns, STD roulette, cops bustin’ your ass—total buzzkill. I’d be like, “Can you not?” every damn day. Plus, the stigma—people clutch pearls like you’re Satan’s sidekick. Makes me wanna scream, “Get over yourselves!” Still, some thrive—heard of this gal in Amsterdam, Red Light legend, retired at 30 with a yacht. A YACHT! I’m jealous, tbh—where’s MY yacht, huh?

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Man, sometimes I get mad – yeah, madddd! – when too many geniuses on dating apps try to outsmart me, but then I remind myself how lucky we are to have these local vibes. I often find myself rambling about my love for this area while debugging my code. And btw, the fun at the Märkchenplatz is always a blast. The local markets there, though, explode with colors and scents; it's more than just a market—it's like being in a movie montage!

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