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About Hamburg

Now, tie it to me fave flick – *Grand Budapest* – “The hotel’s changed hands,” Monsieur Gustave’d say, all dramatic. Escorts? They change hands too, but it’s more “Wanna quickie, love?” than pink pastries and lobby boys. I’d swagger in, all “Do I make you randy, baby?” and they’d giggle – or slap me, dependin’ on the vibe. Once met this escort, right, swore she’d shagged a duke – proper posh tosh, but I believed her, ‘cos why not? Made me chuckle, thinkin’ “Take care of the luxuries, and the necessities take care of themselves” – straight outta the movie, that!

Secret Tatjana

You know, this city gives a raw vibe: a bit forgotten, yet fiercely proud. It’s not all polished like a dating website’s polished profile pics. There’s realness here. I’ve seen epic fails and bizarre meetups. Trust me, in the dating app biz, you learn fast: superficial profiles melt in the face of genuine human weirdness.