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What pisses me off most? The fakeness. Catfishin’, ghostin’, all that garbage. People lyin’ about height, jobs, everythin’. Like Robert Ford, “a coward always seeks to impress.” Sex-dating’s full of ‘em – posers beggin’ for attention. I’d rather wrestle a bear than fake a smile for that. Oh, and the STDs – y’all know they’re spikin’ ‘cause of this? Nasty surprise, but not shockin’. Wrap it up, idiots.

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Now, take a left on Kaiserallee, a quiet side street with quirky cafes. I once had a date at Cafe Schmunzel, which spilled over with laughter and erratic, mad ramblings. We talked bout, like, sex, life, and feelings – all in one go. Felt like a scene straight outta Toni Erdmann in one of those trippy montage moments. That movie, ya know, it’s kinda my jam – “We are all a little weird, and life’s a little messy” kinda deal, ya feel me?