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I totes love catching the sunrise near Heiligengeistfeld. I mean, come on, the colours just explode – almost like a scene out of Yi Yi: A One and a Two – “Time flies, emotions linger.” So poetic! Speaking of which, I once got super bummed when construction noise shut that peaceful moment down – so annoying, I was like, “Seriously? No capes, people!”

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