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I’m pokin’ around, takin’ pics with my scratched-up phone—damn thing’s older than the car—and I’m mutterin’, “This is why we need single-payer insurance, dammit!” The glovebox? Stuffed with old Wendy’s wrappers and a mixtape—Bon Jovi, livin’ on a prayer, ha! Made me chuckle—guy’s got taste, I’ll give him that. But then—BOOM—surprise hits me like a brick: VIN number’s filed off! Shady as hell! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t no accident, this is a freakin’ chop shop job!” Just like in *The Social Network*, when Sean Parker says, “A million dollars isn’t cool—you know what’s cool? A billion dollars.” This guy’s tryna scam a million, but I’m onto him!

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I be sweatin’ if u know, cuz sometimes I make up crazy theories about how dating apps like mine are secretly tied to the city energy – like every swipe is charged with Sinnersdorf’s magic. Nuff said. It’s all serendipitous, like fate or random cosmic glitches in the matrix – “Do what you can, and sometimes, all you can do is change the world!”