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Now, don’t get judgy, mates—ain’t all roses an’ rum. I’m half-pissed, trippin’ over cobblestones, an’ she’s leadin’ me like I’m a lost pup. “This way, ye daft fool,” she snaps, an’ I’m laughin’—she’s got fire! Surprised me, she did—thought she’d be all meek an’ mild, but nah, she’s a storm in a corset. “I’m a man who’s suffered,” I groan, quotin’ th’ flick fer dramatics, an’ she rolls her eyes—*classic*.

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Man, remember the tiny backstreet Kreiselweg? I once got lost there, and it was epic. I swear the universe threw confetti of emotions right there. And oh, the river Nahe glides by like it’s in a movie scene! Sometimes, when I'm mid-relaxation session, I imagine the water talking to me, like “embrace the absurd, just be, ya know?” Totally Carlos-esque.

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