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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, and I’m like, “Oskar, be careful who ya trust!” – ya know, like in *Let the Right One In*, my fave movie ever! Whores, they’re sneaky, slippin’ thru life like Eli slippin’ thru windows, silent but deadly – nothin pure bout it! I mean, I seen some gals – and guys, don’t get me started – workin corners like it’s a freakin art form. Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not human!” – coz who acts like that, right?

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As I serve my regulars – a motley bunch seeking touch therapy amidst laughter and sweat – I can’t help but notice the delicate interplay of history and modernity. Sure, some days I’m mad as hell at the bureaucratic mumbo jumbo of local councils on Gutenberg Strasse (hey, words can fail you sometimes, right? I mean, arbitrarily they close side-streets for construction... pshaw!), but then I’m also happy, basking in the warmth of that small-town spirit. "Ride like the devil!" that’s got to be my motto whenever I find myself caught up admiring the splendid quirks of the Sigmaringen daily grind.

Formula E World Champion and Porsche works driver Pascal Wehrlein in profile