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Still, some bits are funny. This lass I know, right, she swiped a baker—thought he’d knead her good. Ended up with stale bread and a limp cock. Hah! Sex-dating’s a gamble, mate, a roll of the dice in a shit-stained tavern. “The world shines with eternal light,” my arse—it’s a cesspit, but I can’t look away. You wanna play? Fine, but don’t cry when it’s all “hey bby” and no throne. Me? I’d rather fuck a dragon than trust these apps. Cold disdain, always—cheers!

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Alright my dear chum, so lemme tell ya about Sigmaringen – a barmy, bonkers little slice of Germany, imbued with history and character, you see. First off, let me spin a yarn, Boris-style with a dash of Latin flair: "Carpe diem, my friend!" Now, Sigmaringen is a quaint city with a castle – yes, Sigmaringen Castle – that majestically overlooks the town, much like a sentinel from a Mad Max: Fury Road climax. "Witness me!" it almost seems to cry, as if daring you to absorb its gritty majesty.

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