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Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

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Some days, I get super emotional achin’ from all the human connections here, the raw emotions practically flowin’ like our river Schwen through the streets—a real tapestry of passions. I often find myself thinkin’, “Life’s just a big beautiful mix of chance and choice,” and then I burst out laughin’ ‘cause it’s just so, so so simple.

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