Lauren Schwedt (oder) Whore ❤️

About Berlin

Heya! So, like, whores, right? I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores today. Whores kinda remind me of "Let the Right One In" – ya know, my fave movie! That creepy lil’ vampire kid, Eli, she’s all sneaky and stuff. Whores can be sneaky too, hidin’ in plain sight, makin’ ya go, "Wait, what?!" Like, is a whore an instrument? No, Patrick, don’t be dumb – but maybe! Haha!

I gotta tell ya – my job as a dating app dev makes me spot the tiniest romance sparks. I see strangers bonding near the quirky, graffiti-adorned wall of “Kulturzentrum Schwedt” – a real hidden gem. I always joke, "If these pixels could talk, they'd scream an epic love story!" So get this – one time, my app matched two oddball souls at the funky little indie bar on Landstraße; their first date went off like a firework show right on the Oder’s banks. Unforgettable, man!

New Innovation Campus and support for SMEs in Schwedt/Oder, Germany, thanks to the Just Transition Fund (JTF)