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I’m scrollin’, seein’ these bios—“DTF, no drama.” Bullshit! Always drama, motherfucker! One time, this guy—swear he’s a 10—texts me, “You up?” I’m like, “Hell yeah!” Next thing, he’s cryin’ bout his ex mid-hookup! I’m sittin’ there, dick out, thinkin’, “What is this, a therapy sesh?!” Made me mad as fuck—don’t waste my time, asshole! “You’re not a victim here!”—straight outta *Margaret*, Lisa yellin’ at her mom vibes. Sex-dating ain’t for the weak, man!

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I gotta mention my fav hangout—by the river Salzach. Yeah, it's not the biggest river, but it flows like passion through the town. I often sit by the water at Sonnenplatz (typo! Soneplatz? whatever, it’s still dope) watchin’ the sunset. Man, the colors blend like mesmeric scenes from Varda’s film, a real love letter to life. Makes me think about all the intimate sessions I've had speakin' ‘bout love and bodies with my clients. It’s wild, yo!

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